the boot of life

Just when you thought you had your own life finally
figured out… someone comes along and you have
to figure out theirs too. Here are some absolutely
true stories from my life.

Squirrel

 
  The Record Store Terror
  Terror often sneaks into your life when you least expect it.
    And sometimes it has four legs and a big bushy tail.
    A true story with artwork by Randal Huiskens.


   Other True Stories:
     A Dead Man’s Party (with artwork by Brian Feldges)

     The Time Tunnel

     There’s a Rat in My Kitchen!

     100% Cheese Taco (with artwork by Harry Coin)

     A Monster Answered the Phone

     A Different Kind of Barber (with my own BAD artwork)

     I Shot JP (with artwork by Jerry Pipes)



ready-made essays


You know the gig. You don’t feel like writing a paper for class. You go out on the Interwebs and download an paper that’s ready for turnin’ in. No work required. That’s what I’m offering here. Now the author is 13 years old and is using an ancient word processor running on an ancient Commodore 64. But I think you’ll agree that the quality of these papers and essays are A+ top notch!


          Why I Like Abe Lincoln

          Star Wars is My Best Movie

          Whenever I Fly

          The Bionic Man is Cool


monkeyman and finch


America is in crisis. Morals have fallen by the wayside. Trash, porn and sex fill the Internet. So to make you all feel better, here’s a nice Children’s story.


     They Meet

     Entertainment

     How to be Cool

     Out of the Darkness


miscellany

I used to have several sections on my myboot.com website that I’m going to cherry pick and leave strewn here.

I also had a great many early journal entries and posts to places like the early “metababy” site that were worth keeping, among them, “The Jumping Cat.” So here they are, for the time being, in no particular order. Some are funny. Some are more serious — such as “Fresh Pain.”

     The Jumping Cat

     Balloons and Parties on Wheels

     Fresh Paint